Happy Nude Cheer!

It's supposed to be all NEW, like a beaming baby. But the top stories are still virus, plane cancellations, wildfires and Jan.6. What a poop pourri! What a sh*t stew! Pour cognac on it, light it on fire and throw it away, I say.

Still, champagne is a good riposte. What the pros call a "mood elevator," heh. And, as the planet destroys itself, England is now warm enough to produce a world-beating (in blind tastings) champers! Oh how jolly! Join me!